ALGERNON Jack, you are at the muffins again! I wish you wouldn't. There are only two left. [Takes them.] I told you I was particularly fond of muffins.
JACKBut I hate tea-cake.
ALGERNON Why on earth then do you allow tea-cake to be served up for your guests? What ideas you have of hospitality!
JACK Algernon! I have already told you to go. I don't want you here. Why don't you go!
ALGERNON I haven't quite finished my tea yet! and there is still one muffin left. [JACK groans, and sinks into a chair. ALGERNON still continues eating.]